User blog comment:KazuGami/"Dragon's Roar - Summer Breeze Superstar" - Story/@comment-10059816-20130531223957

This is getting weirder... After beating level 80 dragon:

Crazy Carp Capers

Koi Carp: Hah! Yah! Pow!

Thud! (Sound of someone landing.)

Mira: ...Umm, do you think she knows we can hear her? There aren't even any dragons around to fight...

Insolentia: Did she just say "sound of someone landing"? Maybe we should ask her if she's feeling alright...

Koi Carp: Hey, I said wait up!!

Mira: Okay, I'm beginning to feel sorry for her now.

...Are you speaking to us?

Koi Carp: You look like you're (*does a twirl*) in need of assistance!

Mira: You really don't need to spin around like that.

Insolentia: In fact, you can just keep quiet if you want.

Leviathan: That's quite some get-up you're wearing. Are you filming something?

Koi Carp: Heh heh... No comment!

Leviathan: Hmph!

Francis Drake: Watch your mouth, child! You've turned Leviathan's angelic smile into a frown!

Mira: So... What is it that you want with us, anyway?

Koi Carp: Hee hee! Well, I heard you were having trouble defeating all the dragons, so I thought I'd come and give you a hand!

Mira: You can't be serious... Who are you, anyway?

Koi Carp: I'm glad you asked!

I am...

the Koi Carp!

Mira: ...

I'm sorry, what? I'm not sure I heard you right.

Insolentia: How about you just come clean now? You're just a normal girl. Not a pop star!

Koi Carp: (Gulp!)

Insolentia: You're just trying to get close to Leviathan and me in the hope that you can become famous too!

Koi Carp: (Double gulp!)

P-Please! Let me come with you, I beg you!

Y'see, that dragon actually killed my grandma, so I need to avenge her.

Insolentia: I highly doubt that.

Koi Carp: ...My grandpa?

Leviathan: Nuh-uh.

Koi Carp: Ah, I remember now! Actually it killed the greengrocer who lived next door to my great grandpa!

Mira: Stop lying!

Koi Carp: Okay okay!!

Fine I admit it.

I'm just a starting out pop star from a tiny company! This costume, everything... It's all part of my act!

My manager told me if I couldn't even make people laugh when wearing this costume, then I was completely worthless!

Mira: I'm starting to feel sorry for her, Master...

Koi Carp: (*Tries to get a look*)

Mira: The dragons ARE getting more powerful, and I suppose we could do with all the help we can get...

Koi Carp: (*Strains ears*)

Mira: Okay, you can come with us! Sorry...What was your name again?

Koi Carp: You can call me Koi!

Mira: All right, Koi. You can help us put a stop to the dragons.

Koi Carp: Woohoo!!

Francis Drake: (What a flamboyant character! If only she wasn't so set on being a pop star...)