Thread:Naruhodou/@comment-9686463-20140218032848/@comment-24136404-20140830020943

A random Ameno Uzume appeared! *waves frantically*

Biwa feels all warm and fuzzy now. Hmm, that poor sucker T_T.... erm I mean... clueless bishi :3

Aaaaaaand.....

/sells my clones as the easy-no-frills-card-shredder


 * drum roll*....Have trouble getting gold apples? The new Oni shredder is the solution to your problem. *epic rimshot*... with just the click of a button, it takes control of your phone and goes uber-mega-ultra-bat-shit-crazy on your AGG app. Before you know it, VOILA... you have your favorite card from barter. No more sleepless nights over how you would get those apples.... get your oni-shredder now!

only $19.99 (available at your local stores) 8D