User blog comment:KazuGami/"Dragon's Roar - Summer Breeze Superstar" - Story/@comment-5876585-20130601232609

After beating the level 100 dragon (I just found it on FB, I can't possibly reach 100 myself:

MIra: Okay, we've managed to weaken the 100th dragon!

Leviathan: It's time! Insolentia! Carpie!

Insolentia: Sure thing!

Koi Carp: I-I'm ready

Leviathan: Start the music!

A bright, poppy intro bursting with emotion righs out from the karaoke mic in the Dragon Princess's hand.

''Leviathan and Insolentia dance along with perfectly choreographed moves. Where did they learn them?!''

They look every bit what you'd expect from seasoned pop stars.

''Carpie's giving it her best shot. She may not be that great, but it should do the trick.''

''The intro ends, and the first verse is about to start. Carpie's part is up first. She takes the mic, and then...''

Koi Carp: KNGHAAA! NGRAAAGHHH!

It's pretty terrible

Diamond Dragon: GRAAAH!

Mira: WAAAH!

Leviathan: Yikes!

Mira: Watch out Leviathan!

Francis Drake: Hurry!

Hiii-YA!

''With a final roar, the dragon disappears into the air. Everyone just stands, mouth agape, with no idea what just happened.''

Tristan: Phew. Looks like I made it just in time.

Mira: Who are you?

Tristan: My name is Tristan. I'm a dedicated dragon-slayer specialist.

Tristan: Wait! There's another one over there!

Dragon Princess: !?

Mira: No! She's not what you think!

Tristan: But she's given off a dragon aura

Mira: That might be so, but...

Tristan: Then she needs to be taken out!

Mira: Nooo! Wait! Please wait! Listen to me!

... ... ... ... ... ... ...

Tristan: I see... What you've just described would be unthinkable in my day and age.

Tristan: A dragon becoming a pop star.

Tristan: I guess things really are different these days.

Mira: Well I suggest you get use to it. Time change.

Tristan: So you've formed a pop group in order to put a stop to the dragon's rampage. Any thoughts about the, uh, line up...?

Koi Carp: ...

Mira: Leave her alone. She's already self-conscious enough as it is.

Koi Carp: I'm, uh...just starting out. Ahem.

Tristan: I was sent to the Far East by the Guild to join the fight against the dragons.

Tristan: But it's quite different battle to the one I expected to find...

MIra: It's more like a fight between rival pop stars.

Tristan: Ah, I see...

Mira: What is it?

Tristan: Oh, it's nothing...