Talk:Cancer/@comment-17765711-20140709214636

I find it funny or perhaps disturbing that my sign is a heartbreaker and/or a home-wrecker.

"Known to possess the ability to sever any and all relationships, she lives a lonely existence because others avoid her. And with good reason, too, for a number of relationships have been torn apart by her power. Those victims, it is said, felt no pain during the act, and left with no memory of it afterwards."