User:SolarMist/Event Log Highlights

major WIP; going to try to update the entire thing in one go or two goes or three goes, but no guarantees due to time restraints; not sure if I'll end up using this or what or maybe I need to break it up idk or maybe this will be an entire replacement hmm but it's so long

current version: User:SolarMist/Event Log
 * shorter
 * easier to see event pattern
 * easier to load
 * cannot see achievements (and lack of them) at a glance

this version:
 * easier to see achievements (and lack of them) at a glance
 * longer page
 * longer load time

... yes, I do like playing around with code to make things look prettier. why do you ask :P