Board Thread:Guild Promotion/@comment-24575077-20140711002540/@comment-25164812-20140711062101

There are circumstances, happenstances, a myriad of -stances more or less fulfilling in life. Not joining Paper Moon is one of those instances where its always less. Born in the bathtub of a derelict battleship called 'Awesome', one missing the chance to join Paper Moon is akin to missing your chance at a date with a really, really hot celebrity.

Do yourself a favor, and apply to Paper Moon today. Drink, from the bathtub of greatness.